Terms and Conditions of Love

Mara Chen fixes messes for a living, quietly, precisely, from a safe legal distance. Kit Rowan builds messes, brilliantly, chaotically, and calls them features. When a journalist mistakes their working relationship for a real one during his app's biggest launch, the board decides the fake romance is good for business, and Mara finds herself contractually obligated to hold hands with the most distracting man she's ever met. Between disastrous investor dinners, a scene-stealing office dog, and a data-privacy flaw that threatens everything Kit has built, the two of them discover that faking a relationship is much harder than admitting a real one. Terms and Conditions of Love is a witty, warm, non-graphic romantic comedy about opposites, honesty, and the terrifying relief of being fully known. Narrated by Geffen. Free sample available.

About the story

Mara Chen fixes messes for a living, quietly, precisely, from a safe legal distance. Kit Rowan builds messes, brilliantly, chaotically, and calls them features. When a journalist mistakes their working relationship for a real one during his app's biggest launch, the board decides the fake romance is good for business, and Mara finds herself contractually obligated to hold hands with the most distracting man she's ever met. Between disastrous investor dinners, a scene-stealing office dog, and a data-privacy flaw that threatens everything Kit has built, the two of them discover that faking a relationship is much harder than admitting a real one. Terms and Conditions of Love is a witty, warm, non-graphic romantic comedy about opposites, honesty, and the terrifying relief of being fully known. Narrated by Geffen.

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By Poppy Sinclair. Listed listening length: 42 minutes. Category: Romantic Comedy / Banter. Story dynamics: Fake Relationship / Marriage of Convenience, Workplace / Boss-Employee, Opposites Attract, Grumpy/Sunshine.

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